Wednesday wordplay: Margaret Cho, Jim Henson and Dilbert

Quotations

The fact is, sometimes it’s hard to walk in a single woman’s shoes. That’s why we need really special ones now and then to make the walk a little more fun.
            — Jenny Bicks, Sex and the City, A Woman’s Right To Shoes, 200

When people think the world of you, be careful with them.
            — Margaret Cho, Margaret Cho Blog, 09-26-05

When I was young, my ambition was to be one of the people who made a difference in this world. My hope still is to leave the world a little bit better for my having been here. It’s a wonderful life and I love it.
            — Jim Henson, It’s Not Easy Being Green And Other Things to Consider

Frankly, I知 suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue.
            — Scott Adams, The Dilbert Blog

 

Urban Dictionary

 

blinker beat

  • When the tic-toc of the blinkers syncs with the music playing on the car radio.
  • dude check it out, I got blinker beat happening on this Jay-Z song.  

go primitive

  • Instead of keyboarding or texting a long and detailed story someone suggests a phone call as a more direct way to have the conversation.
  • Dude, I’m good with texting but this is giving me carpel tunnel, let’s "go primitive" I’ll call you tomorrow at 8.

Broadway star Matthew Broderick to add twins to his resume

Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker prepare for twin girls (via surrogate)

 

In this April 27, 2009 file photo, actors Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker attend the premiere of "Wonderful World" during the 2009 Tribeca Film Festival, in New York. (AP Photo/Peter Kramer, file) Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick will be taking on new roles: parents of twin girls.

The “Sex and the City” star and her actor-husband are expecting twins through a surrogate pregnancy, representatives for the couple said Tuesday.

Parker, 44, and Broderick, 47, “are happily anticipating the birth of their twin daughters later this summer with the generous help of a surrogate. The entire family is overjoyed,” said a statement from the publicists.

The couple has a 6-year-old son, James Wilkie Broderick, and will mark their 12th wedding anniversary next month.

Parker starred in the “Sex and the City” TV series and the hit movie of the same name. Broderick’s credits include the films “Glory” and “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” (filmed in Chicago) and the Broadway musical The Producers. (which held its world premier and pre-Broadway run in Chicago in 2000)

Matthew Broderick’s stage credits include:

2009The Philanthropist
2008Celebrity Autobiography: In Their Own Words 
2005The Odd Couple
2004The Foreigner
2001The Producers
2000Taller Than A Dwarf
1999Night Must Fall
1997The Death Of Papa
1995How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying
1992A Suffering Colonel
1990Love Letters
1986The Widow Claire
1985Biloxi Blues
1983Brighton Beach Memoirs
1981Torch Song Trilogy
1979On Valentine’s Day

* stage credit list courtesy of matthewbroderick.net